he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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