it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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