We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
organizing the empties. That sober.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
True strength comes from lack of pants
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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