No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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