what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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