I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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