i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
We had sex on a dog bed..
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
try to milk me bitch
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