Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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