So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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