i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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