I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
