Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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