so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm both gender and math confused
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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