she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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