But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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