i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
This house was built for laser tag.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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