is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
