You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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