Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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