How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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