areolas are like halos for boobs.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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