I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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