My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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