I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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