Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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