I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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