P.S. I can't hear my feet
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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