there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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