He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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