you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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