KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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