Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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