What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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