yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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