...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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