should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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