i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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