Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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