Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Hippo gnu deer
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
What drink are we having for lunch?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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