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a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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