apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
smell my finger.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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