We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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