he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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