it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
