I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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