i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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