Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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