You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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