How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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