i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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