just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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