I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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