HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Randomize
