i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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