So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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